What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 08:28

Moonraker
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
What was your worst experience while living with roommates?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Live and Let Die
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
A View to a Kill
Why do narcissists want to hurt your feelings, even after they discard you?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Is dating in college necessary? Why and why not?
The Man with the Golden Gun
From Russia With Love
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Why do Muslims invade Western society?
-”Ah so!”
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
He said he loves me, but why is it difficult for him to leave his wife?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.